tyleroakley:

i feel like this is important

(via ayerandomkay)

dumbkili:

I went on a journey of self discovery today

(via otterly-sherlocked)

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

(via otterly-sherlocked)

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

(via otterly-sherlocked)

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

(via pizza)

squishlemon:

oldmanstephanie:

I enjoy this picture

oh god this is majestic

squishlemon:

oldmanstephanie:

I enjoy this picture

oh god this is majestic

(via otterly-sherlocked)

myanonymouslove:

the-vashta-nerada:

i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

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(via otterly-sherlocked)

u wot mVIII
roman era British saying. (via jethroq)

(via pizza)

slippersaremyweakness:

fat-feminist:

frankierofightingsociety:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i get an amen

Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.

(via ineedtogetoffline)

officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

(via ineedtogetoffline)

wifipasswords:

I JUST REALIZED NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ME TALK

(via fullmetal-edchemist)

minecraftserverfinder:

Notch, the creator of Minecraft, just tweeted out this after he decided to try Omegle

minecraftserverfinder:

Notch, the creator of Minecraft, just tweeted out this after he decided to try Omegle

(via thequeenofsassbutts)

tara-delonge:

SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOESNOW IM NO FUCKING EXPERTBUT IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THESE ARE PEARS

tara-delonge:

SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOES
NOW IM NO FUCKING EXPERT
BUT IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THESE ARE PEARS

(via otterly-sherlocked)

propertyofspec:

jonasbrothers:

justintimerblake:

babemagneto:

does the ‘science side of tumblr’ actually exist???

science side of tumblr what do you think?

protons

good to see you thinking positively

(via astricl)

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